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outraged:

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

(Source: outraged, via codependenceinflannel)

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dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

(via penguinkneesandgiraffenecklaces)

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Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

fierceasheck:

life hack: crash ur car into a bridge. you won’t care, you’ll love it

(via adventurerswanderlust)

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